Why you should marry a teacher

Should you marry a teacher

 

Should we marry a teacher?

Three Sabahan couples marry and stay at the Hotel GrandBorneo for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Ugou the bellboy.

The first man married a nurse working at Hospital Queen Elizabeth Kota Kinabalu. Ugou thinks to himself, “Nurses are known to be sexy and hot.”

The second man married a Tone Excel marketer operator. Ugou thinks to himself, “Telephone operators have seductive and sexy voices.”

The third man married a secondary school teacher. Ugou thinks to himself, “Poor guy, teachers are always nagging.”

The next morning, Dave reports to work at Grand Borneo Hotel and gets a room service call from the nurse’s husband. He sourly says, “Don’t ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night was ‘You’re dirty, you’re dirty.'”

Then, the telephone operator’s husband calls and sourly says, “Don’t ever marry a telephone operator. All I heard last night was ‘Your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up.'”

Later that afternoon, the teacher’s husband calls and happily says, “When you marry, be sure to marry a school teacher. All I heard last night was ‘We are going to do this over and over until we get right.'”

P/s : This is a jokes only and not related to any living person or dead. Ketawa-ketawa bah kita dulu.

Author: Bungkilan

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